Gypsy Farmhouse reluctantly introduces our new company spokesman,
Vern, The Night Watchman!
Recently kicked out of the Rat Pack for fighting with Frank Sinatra over some groupie girl back in Vegas, Vern finds himself virtually unemployable since he has no other marketable skills, with the exception of his finesse in swigging multiple martinis while crooning about our furniture alone at night as our evening watchman.
Since Vern took a job as our overnight security guard, he often pines for the days back with his cronies while singing love songs about our fabulous merchandise. He secretly posts Instagram and Facebook videos of himself on the job, but only after midnight and a few too many martinis. Check out Vern and his antics as our night watchman as he tries to get back on the road to greet his adoring fans of blue-tinted hair at gigs in motel lobbies across the country!
Just Click on the black buttons below to watch Vern’s videos!
Fun Vern Facts:
Vern’s mom lives in the trailer park on the other side of the tracks by Lake Centipede.
Vern knows for a fact that Dean Martin is jealous of him.
Vern dated both Gabor sisters at the same time.
Sammy Davis Junior and Vern were tight pals until Vern said that he was the Candy Man.
Joey Bishop stole jokes from Vern all the time.
Vern just loves it here at Gypsy Farmhouse so much that he often sings songs about his love of our furniture.
